Shotgun Sally
Excitement of the day: We have a new and improved office-stalker! A suspicious fellow was spotted in our hallway early this morning, slinking around, trying to gain entrance to our suite. This appearance mysteriously coincides with a rash of ill tempered phone calls received by one of our employees from a disgruntled ex. So after a briefing this morning, and another this afternoon, the security chap makes his rounds every hour or so, ensuring that we are safe, all parts and pieces accounted for. And the suite doors have been locked which is mildly annoying to those of us who don’t bother to bring our keys along on every smoke break. Now, this is the second stalker this office has seen in the past four months. And it’s not a large office. There are maybe 20 of us here. So I’m left to wonder; is it really the weather? Seriously? Because this place breeds stalkers. Breeds them, I tell you. True story.
